Reminds me of a joke:A bear hibernating near Boise, ID wakes up to find that he's lost all of his fur, which he finds unsettling. Since he's been asleep for months, he's also extremely thirsty. He decides he needs a drink to regain his composure, so he shambles into town to get a drink at a local bar.He goes up to the bar and tells the bartender "Give me a beer!"The bartender looks at him and says "Sorry, we don't serve beer to bare bears in bars in Boise."That makes the bear angry but he tries again and says "Well then, give me a brandy!"The bartender looks at him and says "Sorry, we don't serve brandy to bare bears in bars in Boise."The bear is now infuriated. He tells the bartender "Give me a bourbon, or I'm going to go kill the waitress at the end of the bar!"The bartender looks at him and says "Sorry, we don't serve bourbon to bare bears in bars in Boise."So the bear runs down to the end of the bar, kills the waitress and eats her. He looks at the bartender and says "O.K. pal, give me something to drink--anything--or you're next!"The bartender looks at him and says "Sorry, we don't serve drug users."The bear looks puzzled and asks "Drug users? I'm a bear, not a drug user!"The bartender says "That was a bar bitch you ate."/snare drum rollThanks, I'll be here all week.